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“Are You Looking For An Easy Way To End Having to Live With Constant Stress & Tension…
And Hoping To AVOID Making The Same Mistake As Most Other Family Women
(And Men) Aged 35-64…Who Can’t Find A Way To Deal With Being
DIS-Satisfied With How They Look And Feel”?...
“If That’s YOU, Then Join Me & I Will Personally Help You De-Stress, Effortlessly Unwind And Have All Of Your Tension FINALLY Taken Care Of…Leaving You To Live Each Day With More Energy & Free To Rediscover Your Old & Best Active Self…Even If You’re Currently Overwhelmed, FEEL STUCK Or Just Not Sure What To Do About it….Done In 60 Minutes Or Less, Fully Guaranteed”...
To The Person Hoping To Put And End To Living With Stress, Tension And Tiredness, Searching For A Solution & Curious About Therapeutic Massage,
I appreciate that you’re likely to be a busy person.
And that you’ve likely got ten million things going on at the same time…and that you’re probably feeling as though you’re running on empty right now.
You deserve a real break from chasing around after your children, shopping, cooking, maybe even juggling your career with home (while HE golfs or watches SKY Sports). You’re probably staring at a to-do list a mile long thinking, “when am I going to have the time to get through all this”?
Let’s be honest: It’s hard to find people these days that aren’t thinking that way.
Heck, that’s why so many men and women are so stressed out, constantly tense and nearly always feeling tired. Pure and simple.
Just about every family woman (and man) aged 35 or above that I know suffers from it.
But the problem for most is that they will convince themselves to believe “that’s just the way it is” and that nothing can be done about it.
So, believe me, you’re already ahead of 90% of the other family women (and men) out there just by considering this new approach that means you can live free from all of these troubles.
And to be blunt, you should be proud of yourself for that.
The Dangers Of The “Leave-It-Alone” Approach.
It’s so easy for it to happen.
One day you’re “chugging” along nicely and you think your health problems are way off in the distance, for worrying about another day, then suddenly…
You feel something not quite right.
Maybe you even begin to kid your self that it’s nothing and it will go away on its own, or you just pass it off as having just slept awkwardly or being a bit over whelmed at home or in the office lately.
But there’s no obvious reason why. No clue. No real explanation.
Then before you know it, you’re stuck. Weeks, months, and sometimes years go by and you’re STILL “spinning your wheels”, “stuck in a rut” that is sabotaging any chance of living your life with the energy, zest or enthusiasm that you deserve and once likely had.
I know of people who have gotten into a rut and remained there for more than 20 years. The BIG and classic mistake is to keep ‘chugging’ hoping for the best and trying to work this thing out for themselves.
Seriously, this is NOT what I want for you. So to GUARANTEE your chances of ending your days blighted by stress, tension and energy loss, I’d like to give you an opportunity to stop it fast.
“Everything Done For You” -
Here’s What This Is Really All About.
Here’s the deal: I’ve personally hand picked the best treatments and techniques that “work” when it comes to ending stress and tension…that I know help people like you to live with more energy and an enthusiasm for life that most of their friends will find “alien” because the likes of which rarely exists in men and women aged 40+.
And I’m willing to personally help you get in the fast lane to achieve all of that too.
This is Huge: I understand where you want to be. That you want to move away from constantly feeling tired, stressed, “on edge” and having to live with muscles so tight that you know in your heart, it’s only a matter of time before something more sinister happens to your health as a result.
How do I know this? Because I’ve been doing this for so long now and since I returned to the North East from working in a private health practice in London, I’ve helped 100’s if not more of men and women just like you to achieve their ultimate goal of finding a new, much easier way to live.
But the problem is that it’s very difficult to solve these problems on your own. And most people, if left to their own devices, NEVER really get anything done about it and so the problems build!
Great news: I can work with you 1 on 1 for one week, or as many weeks as you need me to get this sorted. Our sessions together can be 30 minutes or 60 minutes long and they’ll help you achieve that new and easier way of living - much FASTER than you ever could on your own.
“But Jo, I Think I’ll Just Wait And See How It Goes For A Few More Weeks!”…
I’m going to be frank with you: Muscle aches, joint pains, frequent headaches, suffering tension, daily fatigue, stomach trouble, and difficulty relaxing, even a struggle to get off to sleep on a night…
Each of these are warning signals from your body telling you that something is wrong and that something must soon be done. And silencing these messages with painkillers, sleeping pills or other medication is rarely ever the best answer.
That route of the “magic pill’ is fraught with side effects that no man or women wants to live with.
And lets talk about those unwanted “knots” in your neck and shoulder muscles causing that tension, creating an unhealthy and awkward looking posture…attacking your body and ‘zapping’ energy.
Sound familiar to you? If so, I can take care of them for you.
You see, I created this treatment package so it can be “used and abused”. That means you don’t have to do anything for the results. And the little known secret to getting rid of knots is to use a deep natural therapy, to lubricate your skin with natural oils and then slowly and gently ease each of them away using nothing other than soft hands.
Imagine having someone do all of that for you? A person who could identify quickly where the real problem is with your body and find the root tension points causing the stress which is stopping you from getting going with life as easy as it once was.
Believe me: Pills: Very bad idea! Massage: Very good idea. You’ll feel relief and peace as your tension melts away, feel better often instantly and let me make that stiff neck or throbbing back a distant memory, or give you deeper, more restful sleep.
All of that would make a huge difference right? You bet it would!
Here Is “Just A Taste” Of What’s Waiting For You When You Hire Me To Work For You…
Here’s a taste of what will happen across the course of your treatment with me:
- I’ll do for you, the new massage technique I’ve been using that is outperforming anything I’ve ever done in the last 10 years.
- Discover the “laziest way ever” to end muscle tension, tightness and stiffness - all done for you by soft hands.
- I know and will use for you 13 different ways to end muscle tension…3 different ways to unlock stiffness…2 ways to stop it from coming back anytime soon…and how to mix and match all of these in tandem to create for you the perfect treatment session that will literally ‘squeeze out’ every last ounce of stress and tension from your body.
- How YOU too can break out of the tension trap…and train your body to become the most flexible and as loose as you could ever image (Hint: prepare to make your friends green with envy when you use this tactic).
- Discover a simple yet dramatic change you can make to the way you sit and sleep that can decrease the stiffness & tension you will feel by half (Hint: it can happen in days).
- Know the curious truth about stretching correctly (Hint: Most GP’s don’t even know about this and once you do - tension and tightness will be a thing of your past).
- Get the only 3 different types of hands-on treatment techniques that can often instantly release stiffness and tension. (Have you had any one do anything like this on your behalf in the past?).
- The easiest, drop-dead way to carry on the relaxation at home - I’ll show you what to rub and where to rub to give your self an on demand “5 minute make over” at home.
- I’ll walk you through the key components of any long term successful stress and tension reduction programme…transforming your body from being weak and tired, back into the flexible, easy to move and ready to use when you choose, workhorse that it was designed to be (Hint: there’s a right way and a wrong way to start this).
- Know the one simple change you can quickly and easy make to the way that you work - saving on years of unwanted stiffness (Hint: It’s so simple it always gets over looked).
And You’ll Be SHOCKED At How Good You’ll Feel In Just 1 Week…Perhaps Even Just A Few DAYS From Now!
Deep Therapeutic Massage is very natural, time proven, is much more enjoyable, better for your health and is miles more relaxing than any form of medication. And that’s just for starters.
Just think of how good you’ll feel living with like this:
- I’ll press ‘delete’ and have you take a long break from muscle tension and tightness – anywhere and everywhere on your body.
- Have vital oxygen and nutrients ‘wizzing’ round your body lifting your energy and boosting vitality – imagine how good life would be with this happening for you.
- Having your bodies own natural feel good drugs (endorphins) released and circulating for hours if not days meaning relaxed muscles, calm nerves and stress “defused”.
- Begin to walk around thinking miles more clearly and feeling much more positive about life because of the new and improved state of mind you’re now in.
- Spend time with family and friends finally knowing that you’re able to really enjoy it because you’re NOT going to be pent up with stress or tension.
- Able to go places and do MORE things with your children (or grandchildren) because you’re able to get a good nights sleep free from muscle tension and the worry it causes.
- Have your body perform with better efficiency meaning you can resist or recover from illness or disease, injury or strenuous activity much more quickly then before.
- Enjoy a coffee or socialising with friends knowing your not going to be sharing with them any more “we’ve heard this one before” tales of tiredness or ill health (Hint: let someone have that much unwanted role).
And That’s Just For Starters -
This Is Like “Relaxation On Steroids”!...
Plus, there are many more great (healthy) reasons for a regular therapeutic massage:
- Reduce headaches and migraines with a “done for you” technique that can often work in an instant.
- Tap into the hidden natural benefits of massage meaning no more medication or wasted trips to the doctor.
- Discover a tested and proven way to improve circulation and remove toxins - fast!
- With one simple “rub” of the head - feel how massage can deeply relax you and even send you into a deep “trance like state”.
- Have “hot stones” placed on you in the perfect position to calm your senses and sooth your tired muscles.
- Discover how good it is to live with more energy than you’ve previously ever known (hint: the kind most people can only dream about having).
- Discover a natural ‘side effect free’ response to computer screen neck pain or housewife’s back pain - instead of choosing pills and drugs.
- Feel fresher, and as many longevity experts out there believe…enhance your youthful appearance, have younger looking skin, and even help you feel much younger than your years.
- Replace fatigue with energy - if you’re frequently tired…drained at days end…then you’ll find that a regular therapeutic massage can make a HUGE, positive difference meaning more energy left in the tank for after work play time with your friends or family (Hint: That’s like getting the living out of life that you where supposed to be doing anyway).
- Provide you with the hope that comes with feeling less haggard, less tired, less limited and most of all, less OLD!...
As you can see, you’re going to get lots of tested and proven ways to generate an instant healthy lifestyle boost…whatever your age…and whatever your situation.
8 Reasons Why You Owe It To Yourself To Do This NOW!...
Most ladies I know take this upon themselves and end up having to sort something like this on their own. Because whilst he’s out playing golf or watching football, your tension and stress is still building and isn’t going to go anywhere unless YOU decide to let someone take it all away for you.
Here are the most common reasons why ladies love to treat themselves to this sort of thing:
- Reason Why # 1: It’s about time that I had some quality ‘me’ time!
- Reason Why # 2: I used to do this type of thing all the time before, but for some reason, I got out of the routine and forgot to start it up again.
- Reason Why # 3: I’m fed up, tired & sick of feeling lethargic and it’s about time I did something about it.
- Reason Why # 4: I’ve been working really hard lately and things have been tough at work and so now it’s about time I treated my self to a bit of a pamper session.
- Reason Why # 5: Going for ‘yet another meal’ and even retail therapy has become stale and boring and it’s time I tried something new - because the old ways of relaxing just don’t work anymore like they once did.
- Reason Why # 6: I want to live free from medication and I don’t want to be “that person” in my group of friends who everyone wants to AVOID because they’re forever reminding anyone who will listen of their health troubles (no thank you).
- Reason Why # 7: I want to make my friends of a similar age ‘green with envy’ when they realise I’m the one person in our group who really does value their health enough to go and actually do something about any issues.
- Reason Why # 8: I want to do everything in my power to skip the years and years of moaning about getting older and feeling stiffer, like oh so many other people I know out there, are constantly doing.
Who Exactly is My Therapeutic Massage For Anyway?
I know you’re busy: And I know how difficult it is to find some “me time” in a hectic family schedule for something like this - despite how vital it really is.
But you owe it to yourself to do so. And it’s because no one else is ever likely to do it for you. And if you don’t make time soon, then that “someday” you keep promising yourself is a day that’s never likely to come.
That’s why YOU are perfect for something like this.
My massage package is expressively for the wearer of many hats, the family lady (sometimes man) who just cant resist ‘piling on’ more and more responsibility onto her own shoulders, who has many more things to do than time will allow for in her days…
…Children who always seem to need attending too, a career that is critically important or a home that needs 24-7 attention, you’re likely to be a lady who often runs (not walks) through each day and as a result – has to suffer and watch as tension and stress levels inevitably rise – leaving you DIS-satisfied with how you look and feel and energy levels drained.
This will work: My massage programme will ‘walk you by the hand’ and drastically re-engineer your relationship with feeling healthy, will help you achieve peak personal productivity and give your confidence back as you breeze through each day knowing that you’ve found a way that so many others out there are still looking for, to finally end having to live with pent up, unwanted stress and tension in your life.
And so if any of the above sounds familiar to you, then realise that I have created this treatment package especially for you.
Who Else Is Looking For A Fast Way
“Back Into The Good Books”!...
Perhaps You’re Considering This For
If that’s you, then you’re looking in the right place.
And this is the FASTEST WAY into your partner’s good books that I can think of.
After all, who doesn’t love being pampered like this?
And after 60 minutes with me…WHATEVER it is, all will be forgiven.
And lets be honest: If I can make your “other half” (perhaps your “better half”) to feel more relaxed, to de-stress and have their muscles more relaxed, even give them much more energy and put a spring back in their step, then surely life will be much easier for YOU at home too?
Here are 3 reasons why your partner needs this that gives you a real excuse to get back in the good books:
- My Partner Would Love This Reason # 1: He or She has been working really hard lately, or things have been tough and you know it’s about time you treat him or her.
- My Partner Would Love This Reason # 2: You regularly do treat him or her but you know that going for ‘yet another meal’ has become a bit boring and stale.
- My Partner Would Love This Reason # 3: You love Monday Night Football with Gary Neville on Sky Sports and know that it’s so much more enjoyable without your partner to Nag you all night. You get the TV to yourself, your partner gets a pamper session from Jo. We call that WIN-WIN.
So, Who Am I And Why Should You Choose Me And My “On Demand” End To Your Stress And Tension?
Here’s the deal…
The first thing I need you to know about me is that I’m NOT a qualified physio like Paul and the rest of the team here are. So if it’s a full injury severity check up you are after, or a guided start to end recovery plan to nurse you back from a specific injury, then I’m not the right person to do that (but our physio team here at Paul Gough’s place can help with that).
But I do work with our physio team and that’s one of the things that makes me so different from all of the others out there. I’m a Therapeutic Massage Specialist that works alongside expert physios. So I’m fine-tuning my skills on a daily basis under the guidance of the experts.
And the best bit about that, I often take charge of some of the physios patients towards the end of their recovery programmes - when their problem needs specialist massage only visits.
I’ve trained and worked extensively in London, have been qualified for more than 10 years and I’m only too aware of what somebody like you really wants in a deep therapeutic massage - because I love to be on the receiving end of them my self!! That’s how I fell in love with what I do and why I’m so keen to help you.
It works for me, and I’ll make it work for you.
Most of my clients come back to me time and time again. I’ve even had 3 of my former clients from London drive all of the way up here just to re-visit me and sample “just one more” of my extended “full day” pamper packages.
Now this is BIG: I’ve just finished putting the finishing touches on a brand new “all inclusive”, “on demand” and “done for you” relaxation pamper programme.
And I’m super excited about this one because it’s my best one yet and promises to put relaxation on “autopilot”.
In other words, once you come in and sample these techniques and everything I have waiting for you, it’ll be like finding your own “stress-busting machine”…one that you can access and plug in whenever you need it…
…And the best bit is, it really is a “set and forget” type session. You will arrive, set your self on my massage couch and begin to quickly forget all of your stresses and strains.
Better still, it’s “on demand”. And you can access my skills whenever you need.
I have everything you need…whether you’ve been stressed out for years, or at the very beginning and hoping like mad NOT to fall into the trap like so many others out there do and have spent so much of their life at the mercy of muscle tension or pent up stress.
So, with that said, here’s more on my treatment package, your options and exactly what’s included:
I Call It The “Busy Persons Massage Package”, And Here’s Exactly What You Get…
Option 1 - The (Silver) 30 Minute Visit
You’ll get everything listed below…
- Choice Of 13 Different Massages Styles: To end muscle tension and tightness. Each one is hand picked by me but chosen by you and will be done using sense stimulating, stress busting natural oils and creams (Hint: My most popular includes Swedish and Deep Tissue).
- My Secret: “2 minute” technique (that’s all it takes) to slip you into your most relaxed state – EVER!
- Full Muscle Evaluation And Posture Check: This is the equivalent of your own “stress and tension” severity check. (When we know what’s going wrong, we can start to put it right).
- Scented Candles: Notice the smells of scented, health boosting oils filling your own private massage room.
- Most Amazing: The little known “Deep Muscle Therapy” strategy that increases the strength of your immune system by emptying out toxins.
- Luxury: Egyptian cotton towels to cover you entire body whilst you fall into a deep sleep on my massage couch.
- Private: All of this will take place in your own private massage suite ensuring your completely relaxed and able to savor every moment.
- Full 30 Day Money Back Guarantee: If you’re dissatisfied with the session for any reason, simply leave without paying or call back up anytime up to 30 days later and ask for a full refund.
You’ll get all of this done for just £38.
Option 2 - The (Gold) 60 Minute Visit
You’ll get everything listed above…PLUS…
- This One Lasts Miles Longer: Get DOUBLE the time spent lying face down and relaxing whilst I use all of the 13 different massage styles (Hint: Have someone arrange to pick you up because after this much time spent on you, you might be too sleepy to drive home).
- Head Massage: I’ll rub my hands deep into your head and add in my famous Indian Head Massage (Warning: after 10 minutes this may relax you to death!).
- Stones: Get hot stones placed all over your body - at the same time as I go to work on the real tough “knots” in your muscles by hand. (Hint: This is like 2-for-1).
- Soft Massage Chair Included: I’ll bring out the soft massage chair and let you doze off in it - to get you in the correct position to make sure I hit every spot underneath those tense and tight shoulder blades where most tension and stress comes from.
You’ll get all of this done for just £62.
Plus, If You Act NOW…Get This BIG Surprise Bonus Too.
This is the bonus that lasts a whole month: How about I pave the way for you to join in on another way for you to further reduce stress and tension?
And with it, improve your posture, help you look and feel even healthier with FREE access to one of the best Pilates (+ yoga) classes in the North East?
Here’s the deal: When you book one of my massage visits now, then I’ll ask Sammy (the instructor) to offer up 4 FREE entry passes (that’s one whole month) to the Specialist Pilates class she runs in Hartlepool and Guisborough (RRP £20 Value).
Sammy’s classes are nearly always full - but I’ll “sneak you in through the back door” and guarantee that you get a mat at one of them for a full month at your nearest place.
Book today though, as I’m not sure how long Sammy will be this generous on this one.
Everything I’m Promising WILL Work For You, Or Your Money Back In Full….
If you’re new to Paul Gough Physio Rooms, I want you to know that everything we do here for you is backed by a very generous and firm Guarantee. One that lets you ‘test run’ my therapeutic massage techniques and skills before you pay.
If you take this opportunity to come and see me and you don’t believe it has worked as you had hoped or you just decide that it HASN’T made you feel ‘The Best You’ve Felt In Ages’ then you can call and ask for ALL of your money back.
Heck, if you’re not happy after your visit, you can just leave without paying.
So there’s no way you can make a mistake here. If you don’t think it’s going to, or hasn’t helped you, for any reason (or even no reason at all) then Paul will personally give you your full investment back with no questions asked.
“A Severe Relaxation Alert Is Happening
There are three doors you can walk through to get all of this done for you…
25 High St South, Langley Moore, DH7 8JW
1 Chaloner Street, TS14 6QD
25 Raby Road, Hartlepool, TS24 8AS
Ok, Lets Talk About The Real Cost Of
Coming To See Me...
If you came to see me just once, split across the course of a month, it comes out at not much more than £1 per day to have something like this done for you.
That’s cheaper than the coffee I buy from my local Costa each morning and is probably way less than most people will spend on fashion clothing they don’t need, cheaper than some will spend on cigarettes, less than most will layout on newspapers or magazine’s, a SKY TV subscription, and less than the cost of a gym membership that many even forget they’re paying for each month anyway.
Fact is, something like this should never even be about price. Ever. It’s more about priorities and values. And one thing I always point out is that this type of thing is not for everyone anyway.
Only for those people who hold their priorities and values dearly. Because I’ve learned over the last 10 years that it’s almost impossible to really help the person who doesn’t.
And if your priorities and values include:
- Doing things and going places with your family - worry and stress free.
- Being active and playing with children (or grandchildren).
- Exercising daily or walking regularly with friends.
- Being able to look forward to a good nights sleep.
- Living free from medication.
- Going to work and coming home feeling less stress and tense.
- Not wanting to be ‘that person’ in your circle of friends who everyone else hopes to avoid because you’re forever reminding them of your health troubles…
Then my “Busy Persons Massage Package” will help you achieve or hang on to all of them. Because if you’re prepared to swap just £1 per day over the course of the next month, you’ll have gained a whole new way of living - something that is miles more valuable than a cup of coffee from Costa or Starbucks.
As well as everything else I’m going to do for you, you’ll also leave with lots of handy hints and tips that if you apply faithfully, will make a dramatic difference to your health and life each day.
See you on my soft massage couch!...
Therapeutic Massage Specialist.
Go It Alone, or Done For You - Guaranteed.
P.S. Think about what’s on offer here: The best thing about getting some one else (me) to sort this frustration for you is that you can hold them accountable for the results.
It’s so hard to find ways to relax that really work. And lets be honest, unless you’re one of the lucky ones whose partner “gets it” and is able (and wants) to do this sort of thing for you, you’re going to need to find someone else.
My service is “Grade A” and you can hold all of my skills and my techniques fully accountable. If I am not able to do for you everything you want or need in a massage, you will not pay.
It means that trying my therapeutic massage service is totally “win-win”. And all of the risk is transferred to our shoulders. Either we deliver on our promise, or you walk out without paying. SO there’s no way you can make a mistake by just saying you will try it.
P.P.S. You’ve read this far. Just think what 30 (imagine 60) minutes of a soothing, relaxing, deep therapeutic massage and having someone work all over your body, would do to transform the way you look and feel about yourself.
You can have that happen to you in the next few days when you click here and enter your details to say that you just want to try it.